Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The Olympian is in my bed
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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