the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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