I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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