did you get engaged???
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
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I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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