There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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