But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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