school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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