There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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