my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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