I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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