Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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