Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Randomize
