DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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