Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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