i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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