Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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