my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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