another moral hangover. fuck.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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