She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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