We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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