the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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