there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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