Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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