i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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