The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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