Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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