Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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