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• (480): View more from Arizona

  U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?

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  I believe so, yes.

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  Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule

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• (805): View more from California

  No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.

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