Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well