Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.