hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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