Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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