what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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