I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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