You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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