it wasn't lemon gatorade
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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