Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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