I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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