4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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