Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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