Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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