Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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