is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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