The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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