So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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