I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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