I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?