I think about you every night.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????