I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
and you fell through a lawn chair
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"