"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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