I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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