I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
