I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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