before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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