can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex