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• (909): View more from California

  I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

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• (214): View more from Texas

  There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think she's perpetually drunk

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  It's all she knows

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD

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