Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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