Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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