who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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