i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine