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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She has a lazy eye!

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  My other option is a hardwood floor

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS

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  I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.

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• (714): View more from California

  You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.

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  And then someone hit me with a pool cue

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

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