Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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