So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers