he wants to bone in the snuggie
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.