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We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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Yes and so do I

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(702): We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore? (1-702): Yes and so do I http://tfl.nu/4rgh

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(310): View more from California

I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.

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(310): I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece. http://tfl.nu/uvvr

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(720): View more from Colorado

morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.

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(720): morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore. http://tfl.nu/srrk

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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.

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(217): we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself. http://tfl.nu/xzvt

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(208): View more from Idaho

i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?

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(208): i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good? http://tfl.nu/cjn1

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(509): View more from Washington

the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating

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(509): the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating http://tfl.nu/mu9q

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(450): View more from Quebec

I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life

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(450): I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life http://tfl.nu/01gr

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(315): View more from New York

I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

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(315): I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit http://tfl.nu/ybzi

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(519): View more from Ontario

you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.

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(519): you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner. http://tfl.nu/pwti

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(415): View more from California

Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.

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(415): Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league. http://tfl.nu/kjpn

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.

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(+44): This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night. http://tfl.nu/3g1n

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(503): View more from Oregon

I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took

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(503): I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took http://tfl.nu/phka

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(512): View more from Texas

I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone

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(512): I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone http://tfl.nu/z79l

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.

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(978): I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping. http://tfl.nu/amws

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(770): View more from Georgia

Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars

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wait nvm its a dude

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(770): Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars (770): wait nvm its a dude http://tfl.nu/bj4y

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