just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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