I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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